No, I didn't win the lottery (I don't even play, and you can't win if you don't play).
Evidently, some developer created an application for Apple's new AppStore called "I Am Rich". He charged $999.99 for it - the maximum amount allowed. All it does is show a glowing red ruby. That's it. The best part? Eight people bought it before Apple took it down.
See the full article in the LA times here.